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Joke of the Day

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."

"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food."

"What starts with the letter ""M"" and picks up metal? Mexicans."

"What do you call the next generation of motherboard? A daughterboard."

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships Apparently 'in HD' isn't the correct answer."

"What's the fastest way to kill millions? Just swallow."

"""The only way I'd go to a Justin Bieber concert, is if it was a Jay-Z concert"" - my 9 yr old daughter"

"Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium? Your mom."

"These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom."

"Fun prank: tell your kid World War II ended by the Americans dropping an F-bomb on Japan. Then later when his teacher calls, act shocked."