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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Suck it's dick."
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"your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved."
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey But then I turned myself around"
"What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Both of them cost $100 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed!"
"Thousands of stoners give up smoking weed to avoid having any association with Justin Bieber. Cleverest. Government. Propaganda. Ever."
"Arrogant Co-Worker: Do you have any idea how many years of education I have? Me: Don't feel bad, I got held back a couple of times myself."
"If Hillary had a sex change, then we still wouldn't have a female president... except for North Carolina."
"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same color trunks."