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Joke of the Day
"You guys wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Wait, it would probably come out wrong..."
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"Was on a date with this girl and she asked me if I would tell her my Reddit username, so I did. My face still hurts."
"Finding $5 you didn't know you had is awesome til you realize you're 34, it's 2011 & $5 won't even buy enough gas to drive you off a cliff."
"What did the redneck say to his sister? Oooh yeah, baby!"
"Book about skeletons? **SPINE**"
"I met my girlfriends dad last weekend, he told me ""Anything you do to my daughter ill do to you on my front lawn!"" I said ""I suppose you'll be buying me dinner on your front lawn?"""
"When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )"
"New cardboard AIDS test if your skin is darker than a piece of cardboard you probably have AIDS."
"How do you blow a movie quote? You just put your lips together and whistle"
"On the phone to the chinese food place & my cat's all chatty... I cover the receiver and hiss ""Shhh, you want them to hear you?"""