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Joke of the Day
"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? I dunno, ask your mom."
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"A guy goes to the doctor to get his prostate exam during the exam the guy turns and says to the doctor ""will you stick another finger up my ass? I need a second opinion"""
"Why do people have legs? So our ass wouldn't hit the floor while we walk!!!!"
"How do you find a blind man at a nudist beach? It's not hard"
"What does a programmer do in the toilet? A log dump!"
"*job interview* ""Youre 30? Why haven't you accomplished your life goals?"" ""Tbh I thought the Mayan apocalypse was real. No plan past that."""
"A gentleman is ... a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"
"5-year-old: What are Nazis? Me: Bad people who we killed a long, long time ago 5: Why were they bad? Me: They kept correcting our grammar"
"That one day of fame on Facebook when it is your birthday."
"What did the guy say after he finished jacking off? Well that got a load off my mind."