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Joke of the Day
"If it wasn't for rap I probably wouldn't know the area codes of most major metropolitan cities"
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"My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."
"I wouldn't say I'm emotionally needy, but I do set the thermostat real low so my cat has to huddle with me for warmth."
"*goes to the park* *spoon feeds red bull to the ducks*"
"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... ...so now it looks like France landed there."
"My life selling houses by Con Allday"
"Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes."
"Most of my sextapes are on DVD.. except for that gay one where I Blu-Ray."
"Tripods with two legs I can't stand them."
"How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York? About 6 hours."