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Joke of the Day

"Tripods with two legs I can't stand them."

"People who joke about cancer... Have no sense of Tumor"

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table, and some chairs, and stumbles out."

"The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof"

"What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun."

"We were making out on the couch and She's like ""Let's take this upstairs"" I'm like ""Ok you grab one side and I'll grab the other!"""

"I don't think black people know that you can get just one tattoo."

"What is a duck's favorite drug? You might think it's quack, but it's actually mariwaddle..."

"I saw a car with ""Wash Me"" written on it, so I set it on fire. I'll be damned if I'm going to allow cars to become sentient!"

"So an outstandingly goofy and silly monkey farts and backflips to a store with fruit. He's going BANANAS!"