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Joke of the Day

"How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York? About 6 hours."

"I saw a guy in a Prius run out of gas... instead of giving him a ride,, I sent him positive energy & world peace cause that means more to him"

"Why was the math teacher late for school? He took the rhombus"

"Why did the vacuum get a raise? Because it sucked at its job."

"What do nine out of ten people like? Gang rape."

"I assume when I get put on hold after I call customer service it's because 2 guys are flipping a coin to see who pretends to be the manager."

"Most household injuries are caused by saying ""whatever"" during an argument."

"I'd like to tell a Whitney Houston joke... ... but then I realized that It's Not right, But It's Okay"

"What did the dwarf say to the prostitute? Hi-ho"

"a long time ago chuck norris kicked the world so hard that its still spinning today."