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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that man who used somebody else's legs? He could never stand up on his own two feet."

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"If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore."
"What's the difference between a baby and a submarine? I've never been in a submarine."
"I got a new stick of deodorant today The instructions said ""Remove cap and push up bottom"". I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely."
"Hey Dad, The airport called, if you don't turn down your TV, they're filing a complaint."
"What is the most exciting sport in the world? Camping. Its in tents."
"I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there. I guess I came too soon."
"How do you get four old ladies to yell ""SHIT!"" Get a fifth old lady to yell ""BINGO!"""
"Need to have a talk about drugs with my 14 year old son because my regular connection just dried up. -Danny Zucker"
"""My wife worked a 12-hour day and I asked what was for dinner"" I explain to the other homeless people."