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Joke of the Day
"Hey Dad, The airport called, if you don't turn down your TV, they're filing a complaint."
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"What did the Jew with a boner say when he bumped into a wall? Oowwww...my nose."
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"My favorite machine at the gym is the water fountain."
"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has."
"A mushroom goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""
"I'm not a ""stalker"". I want to make sure you're okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard."
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"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?"