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Joke of the Day
"How do you get four old ladies to yell ""SHIT!"" Get a fifth old lady to yell ""BINGO!"""
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"What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital? the I see you."
"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."
"Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars."
"A penis walked into a private club. Thank God he was a member."
"My chiropractor told me I have to stop using air quotes when I call him ""doctor."""
"Never ever marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"Did you hear the one about Donald Trump and the 7 pissing prostitutes? Because the real joke is CNN's journalistic integrity."
"Have you heard of the film constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"Lindt Chocolate are to make a new Chocolate bar to commemorate the terrorist attack on its cafe in Sydney It will be called allahu akBAR"