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Joke of the Day
"I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there. I guess I came too soon."
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"I'm an expert at dating After all, I work in the calendar factory 12 hours a day"
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he got the gas bill."
"What do black guys do after sex? 25 years - life"
"What's a computer's favourite snack? Fried cache-ews."
"[me and some other dude wearing the same shirt at a party] me: ""how did we both fit in this lmao"""
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? For public transportation."
"When does a cat need milk? Right meow... I know, the joke sucked. I'm going back in my corner now"
"A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"A Photon Checks into a hotel... The bellhop ask, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" It replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""