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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to turn a pussy into a dick? Give it a badge."
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"What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess? A Taco Belle."
"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror? Oh shit a cop!"
"All the toilets in the city have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on."
"Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Three ducks walk into a bar. The fourth one humans."
"Knock Knock Who's there CD CD who? C DEEZ NUTS *ha* ^^*Got* ^^^*em*"
"A police joke knock knock"
"How do you pick up a jewish girl? In a dustpan."
"Found this diet that's supposed to make you paper-thin. I'm trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records."