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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to turn a pussy into a dick? Give it a badge."
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"TIFU by buying a PT Cruiser"
"Was your ass freed from enslavement? Because it's off the chain."
"*sits 27 hours for an oil on canvas portrait* omg delete that. Bartholomew i'm serious do not fucking hang that in the Great Hall"
"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."
"Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony? The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl? The girl that eats the last donut."
"What did the hooker say to the blind man? ""Come here"""
"What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision? I just want to know the cutoff date."
"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired"
"Why doesn't Trump want to release his tax returns? HUUUUUGE write offs for plastic bed sheets."