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Joke of the Day

"Please help me with a punchline to: ""How do you find an amish guy on the internet..."" I've got nothin, but I feel like there could be something there. Any help is appreciated."

"What is rhubarb? Celery with high blood pressure."

"I have the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the Baltimore Zoo."

"Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal? They are both more enjoyable with dates!"

"My wife told me her sock had a hole in it. ""Darn it!"" I replied."

"Watching the olympic 100m is like witnessing a crime You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away."

"Santa came last night. Oh god.... it's everywhere :("

"A young boy came up to his mother crying, when his mother asked him what was wrong, He said, ""I went to Jared"""

"Pillow fights didn't last as long in the Stone Age."

"Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind."