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Joke of the Day
"How to know she's the one? Jerk off twice and if you still wanna jerk off, then She is."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee Scalding hot and drenched all over my penis in the McDonald's parking lot."
"Why did George Washington leave office after his second term. He wanted to set a president."
"Dark humor What is green and turns red, when you press the button? A frog in a blender"
"Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian? A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it."
"Where do butt-pirates have sex? The poop deck."
"I play a song, nobody likes it. One week later, every cunt likes it."
"What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven."
"I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf"
"Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Never mind, I forgot."