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Joke of the Day

"My ex broke up with me because she wanted a man with a 9inch penis :(... ... and there was no way I was cutting two inches off."

"Just thought this one up: What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common? They both know when it's time to turn things over."

"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler."

"Saturday night just logged me out due to inactivity."

"Friends and lovers may come and go but allergies are forever."

"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"

"How do you know if the wool in your socks came from New Zealand? They've already got cum stains before you open the package."

"""Once you go on the grass it is really hard to get out of it"". - my six year old nephew while playing NFS. I was like i know exactly what you are talking about!! ;)"

"Cum and Lotion look and taste the same.... JUST KIDDING I dont know what lotion tastes like......"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms"