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Joke of the Day

"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""

"Why was the testicle always in a bad mood? Because his brother is a nut and his two closest friends are a dick and an asshole."

"Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink."

"My doctor told me, ""DON'T mix this medicine with alcohol or you could wake up somewhere naked with a monkey on your arm."" CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"

"In light of Wednesday in Texas Talk about a clock block."

"Hillary is a great female candidate. She really puts the ""Emale"" in ""Female""."

"To quote my late father... ""Traffic is heavier than I expected."""

"I'm no gynecologist... But I can take a look."

"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby? I don't have a Lamborghini"

"If you're looking for someone to tell you what to do in the bedroom I'm pretty good at instructing on how to install window blinds."