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Joke of the Day
"How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo? Julio"
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"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. That rose's name? Albert Einstein."
"When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky? When it's raining Datsun cogs."
"There are 0000 0010 people in the world..... Those who get it, and those who dont"
"A Rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender said ""You three get the hell out of my bar! I don't want to be part of a joke."""
"What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !"
"The Rock just announced he's having a baby girl... I bet he names her Marble."
"Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist? Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra."
"Why did the native american hate snow? It's white and on his land."
"Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries? He always has plenty of double ""eh""s, triple ""eh""s..."