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Joke of the Day
"Why did the native american hate snow? It's white and on his land."
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"A Japanese man once tried to fake his own death. His family didn't bereave him."
"I tried being selfless. It's not for me."
"My rich uncle just passed away so I recently came into some money But now the bills are all stuck together"
"Oral contraceptive I recently had an experience with oral contraceptives. I asked a woman if she would like have sex with me. She said, ""No""."
"A man goes to see a psychologist wear only plastic wrap on his whole body The psychologist says well I can see your nuts"
"Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO? Because they're always bunny-hopping."
"""Keith Moon was Nuts"" Another insightful nugget of trivia from Opie. Oh you means the rock drummer that put fish and explosives in his drums was ""nuts""?"
"A blind man walks into a bar ow."
"[accidentally calls teacher ""mom""] MY BRAIN: shit, play it cool. say something. ME: what's for dinner tonight BRAIN: what"