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Joke of the Day

"The Rock just announced he's having a baby girl... I bet he names her Marble."

"I got a job installing security systems... I find it pretty alarming"

"ME: Michaelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back? GF: Yep M: [2 hours later] How did he reach the bit between his shoulders?"

"My essay question is: ""The best Track and Field event is the one where they throw the circular object as far as they can."" ""Discus."""

"The American Presidential Campaign is a lot like the new Mac. **There is no escape.**"

"Two Flordia football players have been suspended for Saturday's game vs. Tennessee for refusing to take a urine test... I guess you might say urine or your out."

"I learned about being sad from my dad. He's kind of a lamentor to me."

"I may be a terrible lover with a tiny penis... ... but the ladies who know me say I can hold my own."

"Did you hear about the two junkies that fell in love? They tied the knot."

"I got an email from Olga. She thinks I'm sweet & ""longs for finding a special person for serious relations"". So there's always that."