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Joke of the Day
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. That rose's name? Albert Einstein."
Next Joke
"It's crazy. One minute you're getting drunk as a skunk, then next thing you know, you're in the back of an ambulance. I really shouldn't be a paramedic."
"What is the unit of power? Yes."
"""What's up, doc?"" says Bugs Bunny. ""Not you,"" laughs the doctor. ""Take these little blue pills."" *Looney Tunes music plays*"
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to a store without robbin'."
"Being an adult means I'm in charge of my own bedtime, and I've realized I'm not equipped to handle that responsibility."
"what do you call that sensitive part in a woman's ass which when stimulated arouses her? shitoris"
"The surprise in the Cracker Jacks box is Diabetes."
"If I start removing my earrings while maintaining eye contact, you're either in for the fuck of your life, or you'd better fucking run."
"I make bad jokes This is one of them."