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Joke of the Day

"Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist? Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra."

"What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot? A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old."

"What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm? Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron."

"Dear bill collectors, if you want me to answer the phone, instead of ""no caller ID"" try something like ""free shoes"""

"What fun drink can put your kid to sleep? Bleach"

"What do you call a magic owel? Hoo-Dini!"

"R Kelly taking the art out of rap artist."

"I speak fluent hint. - No man anywhere, ever, never ever"

"An asian woman gets into car and starts driving... thought you'd enjoy that one."

"Why do mathematicians wear glasses? It helps improve division. [Thank you](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sting.ogg) folks, I will be here all week."