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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Chris Christie? When things go south,Trump burns bridges, Christie just shuts them down."

"My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better!"

"Man Bun? or Douche Knot? neither, it's a fairy tail."

"I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early"

"Why was the Icelandic football player called into his manager's office? He had a cavity."

"What do you call a gay Jew? A he-blew."

"Q. ""Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?"" A. ""Because sheep would be too obvious"""

"Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm? He had Thor doubt."

"Q: What's the best way to make pants last? A: Make the jacket first."

"Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father Luke: really? Darth Vader: yeah. Why? Luke: you have the voice of a heavyset black guy is all"