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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm? He had Thor doubt."
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"Did you hear about the gay man who got a job at the sperm bank? He was fired for drinking on the job."
"Big testicle Is it weird that my one testicle is bigger than my other two?"
"Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole. :("
"I'll always remember what my dad said right before he bought the farm. How much does this farm cost?"
"What do you call a slutty midget? A tator thot."
"Just got a Hyundai Accent and now I sound like a Korean guy."
"Here's one for the photographers of reddit Why was the photo of a wheat field rejected from Alamy? A=It had too much grain"
"If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain,..... Can a hooker get laid off?"
"Someone said that my kid would probably grow up to be president, and I'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment or an insult."