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Joke of the Day
"My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better!"
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"A blind man walks into a bar says ""Oww."""
"[karate tournament] coach: Billy sweep the leg! me in the crowd: haha hey billy vacuum his head! *Billy just wails opponent with a Dyson*"
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"""I believe I can fry"" - R Kelly filling out McDonald's application"
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