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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Icelandic football player called into his manager's office? He had a cavity."

"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

"Mick Jagger: Hey Keith, come hold my new baby. Keith holding baby, whispers to it: I'm going to out live you too."

"Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation? He needed some time to himself to decompose."

"What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common? Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil."

"Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I'm reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild."

"What's the difference between a nun, and a prostitute in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."

"[nsfw] This is the worst joke I have heard.... What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? You don't cum on an apple before you eat it..."

"Holocaust jokes are bad Anne Frankly I find them disgusting."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He was trying to draw the zoophile into traffic. Thanks /u/LFBR for the premise."