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Joke of the Day

"Is a brain dead cow a vegetable? My room mate came up with this one earlier, has anyone ever heard it?"

"I recently learned that anecdotal evidence is not scientifically valid A few friends told me how badly it went for them."

"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow."

"Tonight's Golden Globes taught us that, no matter how much you spend on surgery, nobody looks good while sweaty."

"A man walks into a confessional and farts... Upon hearing the priest start to gag he says, ""Forgive me Father, for I have wind."""

"I'm hoping someone puts razor blades in my daughter's Halloween candy this year because those things are ridiculously expensive."

"I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them."

"What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common? They both wrote bad romance."

"Why don't Amish people water ski? Because their horses would drown."

"The last time we had a white Christmas, I made snow angels. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."