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Joke of the Day
"What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common? They both wrote bad romance."
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"I wish I could press a finger to this loud, profane, obnoxious boy's forehead and instantly transmit to him the sadness of being an adult."
"What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires? He shrugged and said, ""I've got asparagus."""
"If anyone's interested, I teach a little Web Browsing 101 course every time I talk to my mom ever."
"So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar............. Bartender asks, ""What will it be!?"" The Muslim replies, ""Shots for everyone!"""
"What does Polynomial Man say when you beat him? Youve foiled my plans again!"
"What does a vampire call a hemophiliac? Diarrhea."
"Some people are like water balloons; they're more fun when you throw them out the window."
"Tell your kids where hotdogs come from first. They won't ever ask about babies."
"Difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai? People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!"