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"Why don't Amish people water ski? Because their horses would drown."
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"Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest"
"Britain's fattest man has died aged 33. ""This tragic news will affect us all deeply,"" said Roger Whiteside, CEO of Greggs."
"What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters? It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC."
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut, you fucking racists."
"[Spoilers] Critics asked Stan Lee. . . . . . why Captain America won the war. He simply replied ""Tony Stank"""
"I used to repost stolen comedian jokes and try to pass them off as my own. I still do but I used to too."
"Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants? Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to /u/Diablo182"
"All those subreddits going private proves that Reddit's CEO isn't the person that should be in Pao-er"
"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, ""Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."" She said, ""Why did you say that twice?"" I said, ""I didn't."""