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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee how I like my women. Without some other guys dick in it."

"I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan."

"What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself? Vanmailen."

"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his pizza? He ate it before it was cool."

"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."

"Whats an electrical engineers fave sex position? The super position"

"A foolproof way to get a woman's phone number is to hit her car."

"Remember how they used to call Bill Cosby ""America's Dad""? No fucking wonder most of the country has daddy issues."

"Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."