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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his pizza? He ate it before it was cool."
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"If ur a guy riding on a motorcycle with another guy, it's best to sit facing each other. 1 man mounted behind another that just looks bad"
"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."
"What shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans"
"CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north."
"My illiterecy got me fired from the box moving company. I was so confused, I didn't know which way was up."
"HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO, OR AS IT'S KNOWN AS IN ARIZONA, ""CINCO DE WHAT-O? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST-O, PACO"""
"What do you call a poster of a sexy pepper? A jalapinup"
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome"
"Ever notice how pathetically lonely you are when the person in the next bathroom stall completely ignores your knock knock joke?"