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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"

"You know, I really didn't like my new haircut... But then it grew on me."

"I was doing a crossword and asked my Jamaican friend for help I asked him, ""Hey, what's a 10 letter word for colossal or huge?"" He said, ""Monumental!"" I replied, ""No, I'm not."""

"Coining Money. George Washington: We should put ""We Trust In God"" on our money. Thomas Jefferson: Great idea! Did you get that? Yoda: Yep"

"A Jewish boy goes up to his father and asks for 5 dollars. The father responds, ""4 dollars!! Oh my god what do you need 3 dollars for??!!!"""

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? (gotta love the classics) You can unscrew a light bulb"

"Why is the mushroom so happy ? Because he's a FUN-GUY :P"

"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

"Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess? He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves."

"The average strokes per game at Wimbledon is 15, unless Maria Sharapova is playing then it is considerably higher..."