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Joke of the Day
"Whats an electrical engineers fave sex position? The super position"
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"My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed ""You're psychic"" to ""You're psycho."""
"A Lion Air flight which overshot a runway in Bali crash landed in the ocean Saturday... and now it's just Lion there."
"So a developer walks into a var ..that's all I got"
"What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener? One of them has to water their vegetables"
"They used to laugh whenever I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"
"What do you call it when a guy pees into a bowl after sex? Split pee soup."
"I came home from work and finally caught the filthy bitch red handed. So I asked my daughter to please wash her hands if she masturbates on her period."
"It's weird that you need money to stay alive."
"My wife just got breast implants made out of oak I don't think I could do that, I think it'd hurt, wooden tit?"