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Joke of the Day
"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."
Next Joke
"What do you call a Spanish baker? A con-quiche-ador"
"What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13? A good time ;)"
"What do you call a Mexican riding a bike? Wow. You guys are some racist fucks. He's a bike rider. On a bike he probably stole."
"A slice of pizza walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food."""
"Did you hear about the suicide bomber that became a Youtube sensation? He never thought he'd blow up like this."
"9: Why are you hitting that spider? wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law [leaving] I don't have to take this"
"What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim!"
"For my food service workers out there: How many servers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not my fucking sidework!"
"""50 Cent for 2Pacs of Eminems!? That's Ludacris!"""