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Joke of the Day
"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."
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"UPDATE: This year's most popular Halloween costume will be Slutty Chilean Miner."
"Why can black people jump so high Because their knee grows."
"Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired? ...he threw out the W's"
"Everyone knows someone whose laugh is always funnier than the joke."
"When I was young, my dad told me chocolate milk came from brown cows. I really envied little black breastfed babies after that."
"A shark walked into a bark..."
"My entry for the shortest joke in the world congress"
"Why is boxing the gayest sport in the world? Because you have two shirtless men in silk shorts fighting over a purse."
"*nose hairs growing out of control *buys tiny scissors *jam them in the eyes of whoever I catch staring at my nose hairs"