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Joke of the Day
"I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan."
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"They tried me make to go to rehab and I said what is rehab hombre I speak Spanish *huffs a lot paint*"
"How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."
"Yo mama so fat.... When she sees a school bus with white kids, she yells ""TWINKIE"""
"Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday? Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway."
"Never be racist towards Native Americans. They will Sioux you."
"I like to make things awkward at family gatherings by walking up behind each person and whispering 'I know what you did last Christmas'"
"I'm dating a supermodel with hemiparesis. She's not half-bad."
"Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten."
"Where did Noah keep his termites? In a plastic bag."