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Joke of the Day
"I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan."
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"I just threw a snowball at a Smart car and its airbags deployed"
"""haha one time we turned a cpr training dummy into a bong"" yes doctor but how is our son *leans in close* ""you had to light its weiner"""
"What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast."
"What's the temperature in Motown right now? Three degrees, four tops"
"Republicans, don't forget to set your clocks back 50 years"
"I always thought a shih tzu was... a zoo without animals."
"I got a walk on part in a silent movie about mimes. I'm absolutely speechless."
"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"
"I tell people to have a great weekend at noon on Mondays hoping they won't talk to me for the rest of the week."