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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? Olaf. Olaf who? Olaf the other reindeer."
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"Accidentally shoved a girl I didn't like to the left in the grocery store thinking I was on Tinder."
"Why did hitlers aircraft preform so badly after the invasion of russia? because they were stalin'"
"smart husband Wife: honey, can i hold henry? (their new baby) Husband: wait until he cries. Wife: why?? Husband: because i cant find him!!!!!!"
"Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business? They ran out of san storage"
"Trump is not going to be president of the USA for long He will leave the country for a younger and more beautiful one."
"My dog is sleeping soundly now that I've removed myself from his king sized bed."
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"boys love girls who go barefoot in the summer and comment on the texture of grass and say ""ouch rocks"" when walking on rocks"
"Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning But I took it with a pinch of sugar"