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Joke of the Day

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Six offender."

"Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back"

"JKLMNOPQRST That's all that stands between U and I :)"

"""No. No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door"" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses"

"What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs? A Condescending Con Descending."

"Since women are shorter....are they more genetically suited to scrub the toilet? funny or not"

"What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem? A fungi to hang out with"

"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"If you don't like the idea of wiping someone's ass in the middle of eating a delicious meal, you probably shouldn't become a parent."

"Ey gurl, is your name Andromeda? Because you got a heavenly body! It's 5:50AM and I still can't sleep."