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Joke of the Day

"Why did hitlers aircraft preform so badly after the invasion of russia? because they were stalin'"

"I went to AT&T and asked for a sim card. They told me I had to call them to activate it. See the problem..."

"When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? When he takes a shit."

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in the car in an abortion clinic parking lot? Going inside to ask for a hanger."

"The police didn't believe me when I told them I found a flying carpet... They called the whole thing fabricated."

"What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs? A Condescending Con Descending."

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench? The bench can support a family."

"What sound does a frog make while jacking off? Rubbit Rubbit"

"What does crossing the Niagara on a tightrope and being given a blowjob by a 90-year old have in common? You don't want to look down"

"A good way to know if your girlfriend is a lizard is if she eats a bunch of crickets or small birds"