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Joke of the Day
"Why did hitlers aircraft preform so badly after the invasion of russia? because they were stalin'"
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"Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number."
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"I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester."
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"My doctor told me I have 2 months to live So I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years"