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Joke of the Day

"DR DOG: It says you're here for a blood test. First, some questions. Number one: over the last six months who's been a good boy?"

"What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a Pakistani outpost? I don't know, I just fly the drone... *(Please don't hate me)*"

"I once lived with a Canadian family for a year... They didn't want me to, but were too polite to ask me to leave!"

"Yo momma is so fat and old... When she farted it created the universe"

"I have 7 legs, 5 eyes, and 9 arms. What am I? A liar"

"Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It's their kids who cause all the trouble."

"With a margin of error of plus or minus three percent. That's how I poll."

"Did you hear about the constipated math professor? He worked his problem out with a pencil."

"Why is peter pan always flying? He never lands."

"What is an extremist's favourite thing to have sex with? A blow up doll"