217906

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a Pakistani outpost? I don't know, I just fly the drone... *(Please don't hate me)*"

"I once farted in an apple store, everyone got mad. It's not my fault they don't have windows..."

"Pedophile Jokes? I got 3: If they can cross the street they can take the meat. If they can pee they're old enough for me. I'm like a game boy, kids turn me on. You guys got any others?"

"If you woke up and couldn't remember the night before and your ass hurt real bad would you tell anyone? Want to go camping?"

"I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny Overhyped and without a campaign."

"Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married."

"I like to sit and stare at the Chinese take out menu for an hour and then order the exact same thing I did the last 20 times."

"What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type? Back Slash!"

"2 chickens walk into a chickenfarm The one chicken says to the other: ""tock, tock, tock, tock, tock."" The other one respones: ""Are you tocking to me?"""

"You know the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King Jr. Day? On St. Patrick's day, everyone wants to be Irish."