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Joke of the Day

"Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It's their kids who cause all the trouble."

"Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road? None of your damned business! Am I being detained, officer?"

"3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes..."

"50 cent files for bankruptcy He only had 50 cent"

"A man working at an airport control tower when he notices a crash about to happen. He called the airplane crash hotline: 911."

"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat a an egg but you can't beat a wank."

"What is the worst thing about farming vegetables? The wheelchairs are too expensive."

"I've changed my name to Yasiin Bey. It is very important to me personally and culturally that I am called by only this name from now on and I ask respect for my decision... said Mos Def"

"Today's youth are getting worse.. Today's youth are getting worse. I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle"

"I wish my husband was as concerned with ""preheating"" me as he is with the oven..."