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Joke of the Day

"I once lived with a Canadian family for a year... They didn't want me to, but were too polite to ask me to leave!"

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"Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to ""like"" a photo of a hot dog."
"Most Republicans are still voting for Trump. Can I be banned for this, since it's actually not a joke?"
"How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None... they just shoot the room for being black."
"You can pretty much tell me anything is an anagram and I'll believe it. I'm not about to rearrange a bunch of letters like some doctor"
"What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common? No touching!"
"Modern art is easy to understand. If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance."
"FLOTUS is an unfortunate acronym, like something left in the toilet bowl."
"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken sees-a-salad"
"What's the difference between a McDonald's and anal? McDonald's makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."