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Joke of the Day

"You're like school in the summertime - no class."

"Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them a crossbar can't jump!"

"My brother has muscular dystrophy and we got into an argument about religion I told him his argument is just as valid as his legs.... Weak."

"I was really into the idea of Salsa dancing, until I learned there are no chips. Or salsa."

"[prehistoric times] MUM: When you get married, your husband will be the hunter DAUGHTER: So I gather"

"What did the Doe say when she walked out of the bushes? I'll never do that for two bucks again."

"Types of people There are two types of people. People wh don't finish what they start and..."

"The principal at my school called me in to his office today. He said ""I've just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?"" No, I'm irresponsible. That's why I threw it."

"Apparently it's okay for the office to have ""casual Friday's,"" but ""nudist Tuesday's"" are frowned upon. How embarrassing for me."

"When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome... When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. Now I understand why they call me handsome."