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Joke of the Day

"I was really into the idea of Salsa dancing, until I learned there are no chips. Or salsa."

"'Why are you crying Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'"

"**I am undecided about abortion** On the one hand I support it because it is killing children. On the other, it gives women a choice."

"This joke is best told with a german accent Why did my grandfather cross the road? -to occupy France"

"Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?"

"What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels."

"mL m^3 gallons quart barrel This post speaks volumes."

"I'm a kleptomaniac It's ok though, I'm taking something for it"

"If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,, I'd still be stranded on an island."

"When I walk through the produce aisle I feel that the fruit is conspiring against me, and that gets on my nerves.... I don't know, maybe I'm just pear-annoyed."