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Joke of the Day

"Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them a crossbar can't jump!"

"""Yeah I just really enjoy playing devil's avocado sometimes"" Teacher: devil's advocate? Me [grabbing trident and avocado costume]: no."

"Does a bear pope in the woods?"

"why aren't there any good jokes about the dark side? i dunno but there's a darth of them"

"How can you tell when Dracula is sick? By his coughin'"

"[2024] ""Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back"""

"Do you ever take a bunch of pills, forget that you took a bunch of pills, take a bunch more pills, and then die? I know. Me TOO."

"Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying"

"Titanic the boat cost $174 million, Titanic the film cost $200 million. Why didn't James Cameron just rebuild the ship and sink it for real?"

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot."