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Joke of the Day

"I once farted in an Apple Store and everyone got pissed.. It's not my fault they don't have Windows"

"There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage."

"A bunch of homeless people moved in at a local gyn They heard there was other people squatting there."

"Men should never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview... They'll clearly see yer nuts"

"So a man goes to a restaurant and orders some food.. [OC] Man: ""Ugghhh...What the hell is this? There is sand in my paella!!!"" Waiter: ""Si?"""

"How do you piss off an animal rights activist? You eat pita bread."

"How do you start a rave in Uganda ? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"

"What is a horny pirates worst nightmare? A small chest with no booty!"

"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"

"Her: I heard your sister went to the US. Me: Yeah she did. Her: Which state? Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me."