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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump The joke's in the title."
Next Joke
"Donald Trump That's the whole joke."
"No, I can't make it to your hair washing party tonight. I'm washing my h... erm i mean my dog ate my grandmother is dead."
"Im on the verge of starting my passion, a childrens sporting goods store Little Dicks"
"If I could have back all the money I've spent on drugs and alcohol, I'd celebrate by buying more drugs and alcohol."
"Christmas gift Mom walks to her son ""Johnny, what would you like for Christmas - a brother or a sister?"" she asks ""Well, I'd like a sled, but I don't know if your vagina can handle that."" he replies."
"What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear? A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy."
"What did Bill say to Hillary after sex? ""I'll be home in 20 minutes."""
"I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited."
"How would Saitama defeat all S class heroes? Consecutive normal punches"