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Joke of the Day

"How do you start a rave in Uganda ? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"

"Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"Hey! There's no need for name calling... ... You cunt."

"I tried writing with a broken pencil... until I realized there was no point."

"I feel like a text is too serious without an ""lol"" or ""haha"" in there somewhere."

"folks this is your captain, we're reaching an altitude of 69,000ft. the plane can't fly this high so we're gonna crash, but it was worth it."

"I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to Amazing Grace."

"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant but, I changed my mind."

"My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji."

"I knew she'd been working at the foundry... because I smelter."