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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Uganda ? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"
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"No matter how adorable you think your young son is, it's best you not refer to him as a ""lady killer"", it might end up being true."
"What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name? Ah jihad to Betere. ^^Ah ^^you ^^had ^^to ^^be ^^there"
"If I eat healthy today then I can have one piece of candy as a reward. If I eat unhealthy, then I can have the whole bag."
"Johnny Depp has announced that he has a mental issue He has Deppression"
"What do you call a water on a baby deer? fondue"
"What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry-er."
"Can strawberry jam? No, but lemon curd."
"Samantha from Facebook wants everyone to know she & her family are going on a cruise next week just in case you want to break into her house"
"5yo: OMG I'M STARVING I NEED TO EAT I'M GONNA DIIIIIEE!! *eats 3 fries* 5yo: Can I be done?"