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Joke of the Day
"What is a horny pirates worst nightmare? A small chest with no booty!"
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"Plastic Surgeon Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?"
"Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table."
"Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that ""PHILLIPS 14 INCH"" was actually a T.V"
"A guy gets hit on the head by a falling soda can. But he's allright. Guess he was lucky *puts on sunglasses* It was a soft drink #FFFC"
"Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home"
"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor"
"Sorry Im late, I saw that Spongebob episode where he's a lifeguard but cant swim, even though they live underwater & now my brain is leaking"
"Did you hear about the window installer with two penises? He was double-hung."
"Funniest joke on wife Always love your mother because you will not get another . . Ok. Agreed! Always love your ~~mother~~ wife even though you will ~~never~~ get another one later.."