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Joke of the Day
"What is a horny pirates worst nightmare? A small chest with no booty!"
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"Wonderbra tried to defend there new bra today. But it didn't hold up in court."
"You know the joke about this guy playing with a loaded gun? Triggered."
"Jurassic World Fight That fight scene at the end was really intense. I can't help but think those dinos will be sore tomorrow."
"""I hate confrontation"" ""No, you don't"""
"How do you cure depression? A gun."
"If you find me passed out in Austin this weekend with a penis drawn on my face at least have the decency to not tag me in the facebook pic."
"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall... ...I said maybe."
"I always yell ""I'm not masturbating!"" when someone knocks on my office door so they know I'm not masturbating."
"Try our curry, you'll never get better I don't get what's so funny about it, do you mind explaining it like I'm 5?"