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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"
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"What did the black man say to the white kid? Put the gun down!"
"I have a big business on kids and murders. They all love my ferrets."
"What car do dogs drive? A Doge charger"
"Obligatory Light Bulb Do you know how many librarians it takes to screw in a light bulb? No, but I know where you can look it up!"
"canadians apologize a lot but i've never heard an apology for canadian bacon. just once i'd like a ""here's your ham. sorry."""
"My girlfriend is: - super sweet - light as a feather - pink - melts in my mouth when I eat her - always at a circus - possibly cotton candy"
"My Son is a porn star... ...I had to have my wife arrested."
"What do me and my fridge have in common? Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne"
"I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"