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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon? Because it may Pikachu."
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"Earth was the first world I created. It has all kinds of problems. #firstworldproblems"
"[Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table"
"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"While stalking someone on Facebook, I accidentally liked a picture 700 tags deep. Not even Yahoo! Answers has a solution for this."
"My superpower is understanding iPhone text typos."
"What do you call a cow that masturbates? Beef jerky."
"Why did Darth Maul jack off into a piece of fruit? Because the sith always comes in pears"
"What does a communist prostitute do? Seizes the means of reproduction"
"My real mom put me up for adoption because the cat was allergic to me :("