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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon? Because it may Pikachu."
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"2 men walk into a bar. The first 1 says ""I'll have some H20"" the second one says ""I'll have some H202"" The second one died."
"When other parents at the playground ask me things about my baby I say, ""I don't know. I just kidnapped her."""
"How did you quit smoking? Decided to smoke only after sex"
"What do you call a pig on a leash? Pulled Pork"
"What should I give your sister for unzipping? ...... Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org"
"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra."
"Gay used to mean happy, then it meant homosexual, then it meant kind of lame, now it's just gay."
"If you are unhappy with this status update, please press 0 to speak with a customer service representative. Just kidding! Kiss my ass"
"Just so you know, I have an Epi pen... My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I should have it."